Description: Hey, hunny! i've got some bad news. you are not the one who got me pregnant. the man nextdoor is the one who did and honestly i'm not very sorry. you and i have been trying for years to no avail, while he knocked me up with his perfect bbc on the first try. this makes you a total failure of a man. what good are you if your lame sperm can't hit the target? i think i'm done with you. you're useless!
